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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

share office space ...

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

UBS faces demand for $26bn more in capital as Swiss government outlines new rules - Financial News London

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

These stocks are overbought after a strong May for Wall Street and could be due for a pullback - CNBC

Everyone loved it.

No way

They put up a sign reading

Common Childhood Virus Linked to Alzheimer’s Development in Old Age - AOL.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Game-Changing Fossil Discovery Reveals That Reptiles Appeared on Earth Millions of Years Earlier Than Thought - SciTechDaily

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

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