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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do you write?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?