What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:55

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
No way
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
—
Unacceptable again!
Still no good